I was chatting with a mate recently…
He owns a garage, one of my other mates works for him.
They both went to the bank to get a mortgage:
Garage Owner – I’m self employed. Bank: ohh…
Garage worker – I’m employed. Bank: hi, come in, sign here.
sums them up really.
[Bank rage week is nearly over here at sos!]
[although I think its just starting at the beeb and the FSA] [and has been on-going for a long time with most customers]
cheers
simon
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Tuesday, 24th July, 2012 at 9:44 pm |
Oh yeah – been on the receiving end of that fork.
They wanted the last 3 years of financials plus a certified letter from the accountant with their projections for the coming years income.
Then there was the question of the first born . . .