Just in case you thought the most serious biscuit issue of our time was whether jaffa cakes are a biscuit or cake, look at this.
If their figures are to believed (and why should we?) nearly half of us have suffered a biscuit injury. Presumably excluding fat-knacker-itis.
I’ll fess up to scalding my tongue dunking rich teas, but of course its illegal to eat them dry, not to mention close to impossible. And the mess left if they drop into your Yorkshire tea is the slime whose name we speaketh not.
In fairness you have to be pretty sharp to get a look into the biscuit barrel at our house:
Whats your worst biscuit related injury you can talk about on a public blog?
(Extra points if caused by a bourbon)